Summoning your prompt from the ether…Stirring the cauldron…Bribing the database gremlins…Whispering to the server spirits…Casting a fetch spell…Consulting the crystal ball…Politely asking Firebase to hurry up…Reticulating prompts…Summoning your prompt from the ether…Stirring the cauldron…Bribing the database gremlins…Whispering to the server spirits…Casting a fetch spell…Consulting the crystal ball…Politely asking Firebase to hurry up…Reticulating prompts…
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two tired.Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two tired.
Behind the spinner
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Every line the loading spinner can roll. nothing's real, everything moves.
Quips
Summoning your prompt from the ether…
Stirring the cauldron…
Bribing the database gremlins…
Whispering to the server spirits…
Casting a fetch spell…
Consulting the crystal ball…
Politely asking Firebase to hurry up…
Untangling the wires…
Reticulating prompts…
Yes, we know. We're working on it…
Brewing something…
Herding electrons…
Praying to my DB.
A dragon ate your prompts. Just kidding.
You look cute. Smile a bit.
Historic facts
Fun fact: Oxford University is older than the Aztec Empire.
Fun fact: Cleopatra lived closer to the Moon landing than to the building of the Great Pyramid.
Fun fact: The shortest war on record lasted 38 minutes (Anglo-Zanzibar, 1896).
Fun fact: Napoleon wasn’t actually short. 5’7" was above average for his time.
Fun fact: Vikings never actually wore horned helmets.
Fun fact: Einstein was offered the presidency of Israel in 1952. He said no.
Fun fact: The Great Fire of London (1666) reportedly killed only 6 people.
Fun fact: Pharaoh Pepi II may have ruled Egypt for over 90 years. longest reign ever recorded.
Fun fact: The first email was sent in 1971, decades before the internet as we know it.
Fun fact: Ancient Romans used urine as mouthwash. Ammonia works, apparently.
Jokes
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
I would tell you a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know why.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two tired.
What time is it?
What's for breakfast?
What's for lunch?
What's for dinner?
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